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College Rankings

Ben Hewitt and Daniel Olivieri

February 20, 2015

Filed under Humor

College Rankings play an important role in the college where students choose to apply. Because of the incredible importance of these rankings, the Harriton Banner has decided to produce an exhaustive report on the best colleges...

Pitching the Perfect Game

Daniel Olivieri and Ben Hewitt

February 18, 2015

Filed under Humor

I was voted “most likely to succeed” by the graduating class of my high school. Impressive as that is, you should keep in mind that I was homeschooled. I was also voted “most likely to be sued for copyright infringement”...

Are You a Gopher or a Walrus?

Daniel Olivieri and Ben Hewitt

February 12, 2015

Filed under Humor

You avid internet-users out there may be familiar with personality quizzes, determining which kind of person you are, based on superficial responses to superficial questions. They are a waste of time, destructive to society, and...

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