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While the seniors at Harriton High School have elected their most superlative seniors, we at the Banner have realized that it’s time we gave a few lesser-known people the honor of superlatives.

Prettiest eye: Cyclops

Best wedding planner: George RR Martin

Most likely to walk on the moon: Louie Armstrong

Most repetitive: Daniel Olivieri

Biggest heartthrob: Marilyn Manson

Most likely to be on the Jersey Shore: Joe Biden

Most indecisive: To be announced

Biggest Gossip: Edward Snowden

Best Car: Batman

Biggest bromance: FDR and Winston Churchill

Most repetitive: Daniel Olivieri

Should have been a couple: Daniel Radcliff and Rupert Grint

Cutest couple: Kanye West and his ego

Most likely to win an Olympic Gold medal: Mr. Klick

Most likely to win an Olympic Silver medal: Usain Bolt

Best hair: Medusa

Most likely to win a senior superlative: Everyone on this list!

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