Eagles and Eagles Fans Dubbed As “Toxic On-Off High School Couple”
After the Eagles’ sloppy performance at most football games this season, Birds fans have taken to Instagram to display their anger, many commenting “Wentz is like the moldy expensive blue cheese in the basement– Old, highly paid, and you’re not sure if you like it or want to throw it up.”
After review, official NFL representatives have deemed Philly fans as the “toxic high school girlfriend” and the Eagles as the “toxic high school boyfriend.”
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