Trump: Nationwide Ban On Garlic And Wooden Stakes
The Trump transition team has offered great perks to the early-on Trump loyalists. And, although not all initial Trump endorsers have had their backs scratched, reports are hinting to a new policy change per request of former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani.
Within the first one hundred days of this historical presidency, there is pull for President-elect Trump to ban the production and distribution of wooden stakes and garlic.
Former Mayor Giuliani has become known as one of the most outspoken Trump supporters, famously delivering an impassioned speech to the RNC and sucking vital blood from any of his political enemies.
We contacted Giuliani’s office for further comment on the proposed nationwide ban, but as it was the daytime, he could not be reached.
However, we were able to contact democratic nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton two days from the full moon in her secluded home in Chappaqua New York.
When asked about the legitimacy of the ban, she responded, “In trying times like these, we should find ourselves concerned with rubber bullets.”