1. Wynnewood Bowling Lanes – 2228 Haverford Rd #1, Ardmore, PA 19003
Ever find yourself too scared to go on a first date alone? Well go on a double date with you, your man, your best gal pal, and her man! Bowling is a fun activity for all ages, and it lets people express their true style with a multitude of choice in ball colors.
2. Glowgolf – 690 West Dekalb Pike, Suite 2085 King of Prussia, PA 19406 (located in the court, second level, right across from California Pizza Kitchen)
Looking for a dark place with glow in the dark balls? Then Glowgolf is for you! Need a place for date night where you can make out and no one will see you? For only $18 you can have an experience of lifetime at the second largest mall in America!
3. Narberth Stadium 2 – 129 N Narberth Ave, Narberth PA 19072
Is your popcorn buttered? No? Would you like somebody to butter your popcorn? If the answer is yes, the go to the Narberth Movie Theater for your beautiful date. Fully equipped with a butter dispensing machine, this cushion lined palace will provide you with time to snuggle with your buggle. The lights dim, the romantic movie starts, and who cares what happens for the rest of the movie.
4. Beaumont Retirement Home
Don’t have a date? The densest populated area of singles in Lower Merion resides at the senior living facility across the street from Harriton High School. Bring flowers and be on your best behavior, these ladies are used to a more romantic and proper way of courtship than “Hey, U up?”
5. The Philadelphia Skating Club and Humane Society – 220 Holland Ave, Ardmore, PA 19003
Are you cheating on your long-distance significant other? Need a place where no one between the ages of 13 and 18 will see you and your secret date? Then the Philadelphia Skating Club and Humane Society is the ideal place for your next night out with that special someone. You’re sure to end the night with a few bruises, possibly a broken ankle, some judgemental looks from 8th graders and a night to remember.
6. Gladwyne Park – 921 Youngsford Road, West Conshohocken, PA
Need a spot for nighttime stargazing, carefree cloud watching, or confidential canoodling? This secluded hot spot is perfect for night or day. Surrounded by trees and with its very own large parking lot, this date spot will not disappoint. After dark, they’re mostly empty, but watch out for police officers, as being in the parks after dark is technically illegal.
7. Brave Spirits Tattoo Parlor – 229 Forrest Ave, Narberth, PA 19072
The hardest question in the world: matching butterflies or each others names? Nothing says “I love you” more than matching tattoos to express the warmth and joy between you and your significant others. Brave Spirits, located in the cozy Narberth, is the perfect place to get this deed done. Getting tattoos at the same time is perfect for new bonding; the pain of the needle piercing into skin lends your hand to hold on for dear life of your other. Together you will succeed, and afterwards you will be bonded together for ever by that ink beneath your skin. At least, until you break up over spring break.
8. Staples
Need some hot new office supplies? Have a girl that’s super into you and will follow you literally anywhere? Kill two birds with one stone and get some shopping done! Park your date in the sticker aisle and buy your supplies.
9. Weight Watchers
She won’t take the hint? This is frank and to the point. Make sure you keep it romantic, though, and bring chocolates with you to give here afterwards. Only ones that are worth less than five Weight Watchers points, though. You don’t want to ruin that diet so quickly.
10. The Pet Food Aisle in Rite Aid
Hearts, everywhere.