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Valentine’s Day Personals

Cassie Seltzer, Humor Editor-in-Chief
February 14, 2013
Bill Hogan

BANJOS:

We’d just like to say that we couldn’t do it without you. Thank you for always being there even when people were rough on you.

-M AND SONS

 

EVERYONE:

If you’re feeling down, just remember that I love you no matter what

-DOGS

 

EVERYONE:

You’re okay sometimes

-CATS

 

CATHOLIC CHURCH:

I’m so sorry – it’s not you, it’s me. I’ll always love you.

-BENEDICT

 

HALF DAYS:

Be mine forever ©

-STUDENTS

 

HARRITON AND STEADY TEMPERATURE:

I know you guys have a love-hate relationship, but you’re meant to be together. Stop playing around!

-STUDENTS

 

INTERNET:

I never want to be away from you

-21ST CENTURY

 

COUCH:

You, me, 30 Rock reruns, and three bags of popcorn. Let’s do this.

-SINGLE ON V-DAY

 

POPULACE:

What’s mine is yours.

-KARL MARX

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Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief
Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief (Humor), is a Harriton senior who is very bad at bowling and is the Humor section editor-in-chief, among other things. She started the Banter last year and remains its editor to date. Proud owner of one cat and an enormous personal library, Cassie is ready to start making puns and bringing humor to the Banner 2012-2013!