1. What color is your hair?

     a. As white as the fur of the majestic Arctic Fox

2. Where would you want to work?

     a. Central Perk, any other place is irrelevant

3. Are you in love with Rachel Green?

     a. No. My shrine to her is completely platonic!

4. Are you Ross?

     a. That lowlife degenerate??? HE DOESN’T DESERVE HER!

5. Is there a large, green couch often occupied by the same group in your place of work?

     a. Of course there is! Is there not a large, green couch often occupied by the same group in your place of work?

6. What is the meaning of life?

     a. Rachel Green – uh, platonically of course.

     b. Life is full of strange mysteries; we may never know.

Results:

If you answered mostly “a”, you are: Gunther