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The School Newspaper of Harriton High School

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The School Newspaper of Harriton High School

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Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief

Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief (Humor), is a Harriton senior who is very bad at bowling and is the Humor section editor-in-chief, among other things. She started the Banter last year and remains its editor to date. Proud owner of one cat and an enormous personal library, Cassie is ready to start making puns and bringing humor to the Banner 2012-2013!

 

All content by Cassie Seltzer

School Employee Gives Student a Piece of Paper for Doing a Thing

Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief
June 11, 2013

Senior Prank Leaked: Students to Actually Prepare for Finals

Cassie Seltzer, Humor Editor-and-Chief
May 2, 2013
Valentine's Day Personals

Valentine’s Day Personals

Cassie Seltzer, Humor Editor-in-Chief
February 14, 2013

Midterm Study Tips

Cassie Seltzer
January 22, 2013

Wedding Coverage: Waldo and x

Cassie Seltzer
January 6, 2013

A Post-End of the World Survival Guide

Cassie Seltzer
December 24, 2012
Andy Wagar loads Twinkies, Ho-Hos and cupcakes into a van outside the Wonder Bakery Thrift Shop in Bellingham, Washington in preparation for the end of the world this Friday. (Philip A. Dwyer/Bellingham Herald/MCT)

An End of the World Survival Guide

Cassie Seltzer
December 17, 2012

His Holiness the Twitterer

Cassie Seltzer
December 7, 2012

Marijuana Legalized in Washington State

Cassie Seltzer
December 6, 2012
David Miller/The Seattle Times 2012/MCT

Philadelphia Area Calendar of December Events

Cassie Seltzer
December 4, 2012
Chris Ware/Lexington Herald-Leader 2010/MCT

4 out of 5 Dentists Recommend Manning Up and Making the First Move

Cassie Seltzer
November 25, 2012

Apple Juice Now Most Popular Juice; Orange Juice Loses Title

Cassie Seltzer
November 13, 2012

How to Not Write a Column

Cassie Seltzer
November 12, 2012
Hurricane Sandy Hits the Main Line

Hurricane Sandy Hits the Main Line

Cassie Seltzer, Humor Editor-in-Chief
November 5, 2012
"It's not Realism, It's Realistism!"

“It’s not Realism, It’s Realistism!”

Cassie Seltzer and Jordan Rosenthal-Kay
October 21, 2012

Funeral for Pennsylvania’s Longest-Serving Senator

Cassie Seltzer, Humor Editor-in-Chief
October 17, 2012

Harriton’s Weather Forecast: Week of October 15

Cassie Seltzer, Humor Editor-in-Chief
October 15, 2012

A Second Look at the Ivy Leagues

Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief
October 9, 2012

Once Upon A Time

Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief
October 1, 2012
Whether you are applying to many or only a few colleges, this Life is Good backpack is perfect for for keeping your spirits up (www.lifeisgood.com). (Erik M. Lunsford/St. Louis Post-Dispatch/MCT)

Former Harriton Student: I Didn’t Focus Enough!

Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief
September 20, 2012

Synopsis of College Meeting with Harriton Guidance Department

Cassie Seltzer, Humor Editor-in-Chief
September 19, 2012

Log Off: Harriton’s First Computerless Days

Cassie Seltzer
September 30, 2010
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