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Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief (Humor), is a Harriton senior who is very bad at bowling and is the Humor section editor-in-chief, among other things. She started the Banter last year and remains its editor to date. Proud owner of one cat and an enormous personal library, Cassie is ready to start making puns and bringing humor to the Banner 2012-2013!


Cassie Seltzer, Editor-in-Chief

Jun 11, 2013
School Employee Gives Student a Piece of Paper for Doing a Thing (Story)
May 02, 2013
Senior Prank Leaked: Students to Actually Prepare for Finals (Story)
Feb 14, 2013
Valentine’s Day Personals (Story)
Jan 22, 2013
Midterm Study Tips (Story)
Jan 06, 2013
Wedding Coverage: Waldo and x (Story)
Dec 24, 2012
A Post-End of the World Survival Guide (Story)
Dec 17, 2012
An End of the World Survival Guide (Story)
Dec 07, 2012
His Holiness the Twitterer (Story)
Dec 06, 2012
Marijuana Legalized in Washington State (Story)
Dec 04, 2012
Philadelphia Area Calendar of December Events (Story)
Nov 25, 2012
4 out of 5 Dentists Recommend Manning Up and Making the First Move (Story)
Nov 13, 2012
Apple Juice Now Most Popular Juice; Orange Juice Loses Title (Story)
Nov 12, 2012
How to Not Write a Column (Story)
Nov 05, 2012
Hurricane Sandy Hits the Main Line (Story)
Oct 21, 2012
“It’s not Realism, It’s Realistism!” (Story)
Oct 17, 2012
Funeral for Pennsylvania’s Longest-Serving Senator (Story)
Oct 15, 2012
Harriton’s Weather Forecast: Week of October 15 (Story)
Oct 09, 2012
A Second Look at the Ivy Leagues (Story)
Oct 01, 2012
Once Upon A Time (Story)
Sep 20, 2012
Former Harriton Student: I Didn’t Focus Enough! (Story)
Sep 19, 2012
Synopsis of College Meeting with Harriton Guidance Department (Story)
Sep 30, 2010
Log Off: Harriton’s First Computerless Days (Story)
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